Swaggy P Hanging Out With Gilbert Arenas' Baby Mama Is A BALLSY Move
Listen, I know Swaggy P is probably just kidding with that caption. You know he’s kidding. Almost everyone in the goddamn universe knows he’s probably kidding. But putting Gilbert Arenas on blast on the internet is like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters. You just don’t do it. No Chill Gil is a showman that now will feel like he has to one up Swaggy P. Does that mean he will try to bang Iggy? Maybe. Will he try to burn down Swaggy’s house? Potentially. There is just no telling what No Chill Gil will do. He isn’t wired like the rest of us.
Then again, as a blogger there is nothing more that I want than Gilbert Arenas feeling like he has to respond. The video of him turning Swaggy P’s house and kid’s life upside down still makes me laugh just thinking about it. Gilbert lives his life embracing the scorched Earth policy.
Actual tears come out of my eyes while watching this video. Which led to the greatest idea in Twitter history.
I neeeeeed this to happen.
And lets not forget about the capper to this story. Gilbert’s baby mama is sisters with Matt Barnes’ ex-wife (and Derrick Fisher’s current girlfriend). If we can somehow get all those maniacs lumped into one giant powderkeg situation, we the viewers all win.
